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When I am having a bad day in the office nothing cheers me up quite like people being stupid. I sit all day and deal with questions from people who don't even give me thier name. They will send things like "Hi I can't log in to your site... fix it" with nothing more... so when I become frustrated by all this I like to know that I am not the only person who has to deal with these people at my job.

You would think if you were going to steal a big screen TV... you would have figured out your get away a little more thoughtfully.

The Kingdom of Loathing

The Kingdom of Loathing

Damn Joe... and Dan... and Eric for infecting me with this site. This is a great way to waste a few mins each day. It is a stick person game full of punny things reminesent of Monty Python. If you are bored it's worth a few minutes of your time. :-)

Movie Review

I got to see a Sneak Preview showing of the newest British Comedy "Kinky Boots"http://www.thefilmfactory.co.uk/kinkyboots/index_flash.html

The characters were well developed and quite loveable. The story was well put together and well I can't wait to find out how to get my hands on a few pairs of the boots I saw.

Favorite Quote: Folks we aren't making shoes... we are making Two and One-Half Feet of Irresistible, Tubular, Sex

If you liked the Full Monty and/or Calendar Girls you will love this one! I sure did!!

Age of Empires III

I went to the store a few weeks ago to find a game to help pass the time. A friend suggested AOE 3 in hopes that I would be his game guinea pig. The game is quite an improvement on past versions. The gathering of resources is a little less annoying on most stages. Also it is easier to gather as your peons do not have to run back and forth to your town hall when they are full. I haven't finished it quite yet but would rank it 4 out of 5 stars. A good game with a nice story line.

Dr. Phil says "To relieve stress finish things..."

You, too can find inner peace...

I am posting this because it definitely worked for me and we could all use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a recent Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to simply finish all the things you have started in life.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Captain Morgan Rum, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Midori, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my Percocet prescription, the rest of a Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Ok Did it again- Song "The Bride"

You know how you hear just the perfect song for your mood. Something you NEEDED to hear? It may be a song you have heard over and over again or a new song you have never heard before. Well this is a brand new song that popped up on my Pandora Country station. Here are the lyrics:

Artist/Band: Trick Pony

Lyrics for Song: The Bride

Lyrics for Album: R.I.D.E.

The day's finally here,

There's flowers everywhere.

The guests are waitin' with sweet anticipation.

As I look down the aisle,

The preacher stops an' smiles.

Church bells are ringin' an' the organ is playin'.

I'm so overcome that I could cry.

I'm so happy I'm not the bride.

She's such a pretty thing,

She don't know anythin':

Ain't gonna tell her that she's outta her mind.

The preacher asks the question:

No, I got no objection.I do, I do;

I want him out of my life.

Throw the rice an' let those white doves fly:

Oh, happy day: I'm not the bride.

Eat some more cake,

Throw the bouquet,

Pass the champagne,

it's time to celebrate.

I'm gonna dance this night away,

Whoa, whoa, yeah.

The groom is gettin' loud,

His new wife starts to shout.

Oh, this is perfect, it can only get better.

They're fightin' in the car, off to a real good start.

His momma's cryin'.

Aren't they lovely together?

They're drivin' away, we're wavin' goodbye.

Close call, relax, Amen, Hallelujah,

By the grace of God go I: I'm not the bride.

Well, I'm not the bride.

I'm free, I'm free, I'm free.

I'm not the bride.

Thank God!

Goodbye now.

Good luck girl.

You're gonna need it.

Ha, ha, ha.

Ta-ta.

Song I Love

This is one of my favorite songs and each time I have a break up (husband... boyfriend...) It becomes more and more true to me:

Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night

(chorus)
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted love
Tainted love

Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
You don't really want IT any more from me
To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight
And you'LL think love is to pray
But I'm sorry I don't pray that way

(chorus...)
Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm going to pack my things and go
Tainted love, tainted love .
Tainted love, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love
Tainted love
Tainted love
Tainted love

New Discovery: Flickr.com

So this morning I was reading an article on the "re-birth" of the web. In the article it talks about a picture sharing website.

http://www.flickr.com

It's like a high class webshots without the screensaver. If you like photography you should really check this out. The pictures are quite amazing. :-) Maybe add some of your own. I plan to.