Thursday, April 06, 2006

Dr. Phil says "To relieve stress finish things..."

You, too can find inner peace...

I am posting this because it definitely worked for me and we could all use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a recent Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to simply finish all the things you have started in life.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Captain Morgan Rum, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Midori, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my Percocet prescription, the rest of a Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

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